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      I would never steak my life on ham fisted, beefed up, sheepish veganism
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        "Do you take this man to love every day, Tay in and Dayve out, for the rest of your strife?" Why do!
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          @TaylorSwift13 when they first introduce you to me they must say “This must be your lucky Tay!”
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            @ddlovato you are my grabbage patch droll
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              Administrator created a page 'Living Doll' Cliff Richards 1960
              Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' dollGot to do my best to please her just 'cause she's a livin' dollGot a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soulGot the one and only walkin', talkin', livin' dollTake a look at her...
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                They mostly Oooh or ahhh, and sometimes mumble back.
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                  I know, because none of my living dolls talk back either.
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                    Tay feels comfortable talking to her dolls, because none of them talk back.
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                      Administrator created a page @TaylorSwift13 FYI
                      [Chorus]Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my armsDon't you think you want someone to talk to?Lay down, Sally, no need to leave so soonI've been trying all night long just to talk to you['Lay down Sally' Eric Clapton 1977]
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                        then there is my ‘proud Mary’ doll, with her vast selection of sexy instagram dance frocks
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                          pinch then let snap back her work out body suit…"Tay, I collect dolls too, the live ones, you are my long tall sally doll"
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                            Womens only Steak House, called ‘YOU'RE MISS STEAK'
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                              ADOLF HITLER, madman Vegan that hated cruelty to animals, but mass butchered people because they were inconvenient or annoying.
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                                (I'll just settle for her pussy)
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                                  @ddlovato I'm so hungry I could eat a lion
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                                    I wanna try, Incan hamster, Singaporean dog, Japanese whale meat, and I think I may try fried scorpion in Thailand, and US buffalo
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                                      I've eaten alligator, shark, eel, sea urchin, octopus, venison, quail, duck, donkey, horse, possum, kangaroo, goat and rabbit
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                                        I've eaten everything except fried Asian insects, dog meat and yak testicles
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                                          Tay is horrified by shrimp, Trump is horrified by Lobster…he thinks it's an alien life form
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                                            …which could only be better if she married Tay's dad, then her cuisine dream is fullfilled