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Next celebrity murder mystery for Demi Lovato, now processing in my febrile mind, watch this space for next few years for perfect crime, story.

@TaylorSwift13 I've been waiting since your birthday in 2023 to write the perfect murder mystery involving Britney, like the one I wrote for you for your birthday present, that even King Charles read and was thoroughly appalled at my literary murder conceit

@BritneySpears if I get to marry you, when you bug me I am going to butcher you and make you into a spicy Randang curry, then fake a note from you pleading for me to kill you and eat you, then forge your signature, so when the cops arrive, I am only charged with unlawful death not murder, 16months in prison….our honeymoon for me alone

@TaylorSwift13 having said that, ‘Soul connect’ can more often be for hateful purposes, not just loving.

OR SIMPLY ‘the fish rots from the head’

Jesus transformed the world into himself is why we had 1000 years of dark age. Trump has turned America into himself, is why it is failing, the witless, when they Universalize themselves with political philosophy, then ill-gotten power, leads to economic collapse

@TaylorSwift13 bilious humours cogitate efficaciously within the universalizing spherical embrace of the political stagecraft of state

Macbeth is a play about a peak political actor struggling with the nous and gorm of efficacy

@TaylorSwift13 I dare you to utter a public statements with the word “gorm” in it….how about “nous” or “efficacy”???

@BritneySpears we could have a very Mutually Average Marriage, with you below average and me above average

@BritneySpears WIT is hero behaviour, not “bastard” attitude

Problem with American women is they vote for the Art of the Deal guy, but would NEVER Love American Deal style, where the husband gets a kiss for every solar panel he installs, gets a hug for making pancakes, gets the full penetration treatment for buying her a car, get fellated for paying for her holiday…thats the fully ratcheted scope of the Art of the Deal, that only Trump does with women.

@TaylorSwift13 “Mrs. Towns, you behave as if stupidity were a virtue” Bravid Valour ‘Flight of the Chieftans’