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      I know, because none of my living dolls talk back either.
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        Tay feels comfortable talking to her dolls, because none of them talk back.
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          Administrator created a page @TaylorSwift13 FYI
          [Chorus]Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my armsDon't you think you want someone to talk to?Lay down, Sally, no need to leave so soonI've been trying all night long just to talk to you['Lay down Sally' Eric Clapton 1977]
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            then there is my ‘proud Mary’ doll, with her vast selection of sexy instagram dance frocks
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              pinch then let snap back her work out body suit…"Tay, I collect dolls too, the live ones, you are my long tall sally doll"
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                Womens only Steak House, called ‘YOU'RE MISS STEAK'
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                  ADOLF HITLER, madman Vegan that hated cruelty to animals, but mass butchered people because they were inconvenient or annoying.
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                    (I'll just settle for her pussy)
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                      @ddlovato I'm so hungry I could eat a lion
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                        I wanna try, Incan hamster, Singaporean dog, Japanese whale meat, and I think I may try fried scorpion in Thailand, and US buffalo
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                          I've eaten alligator, shark, eel, sea urchin, octopus, venison, quail, duck, donkey, horse, possum, kangaroo, goat and rabbit
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                            I've eaten everything except fried Asian insects, dog meat and yak testicles
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                              Tay is horrified by shrimp, Trump is horrified by Lobster…he thinks it's an alien life form
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                                …which could only be better if she married Tay's dad, then her cuisine dream is fullfilled
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                                  Ariana's 1st marriage was with self proclaimed Taco genius, he could cook anything as long as it was Tacos, Britney perfect marriage fantasy
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                                    Taylor Swift's dad is an international natcho chef, he can cook anything as long as it's natchos
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                                      @TaylorSwift13 I would one day like to sicko-analyse your brother, sippo-analyse you monster and natcho-analyse your dad
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                                        (sly aside , “obviously deficient in Grolsch hormones”)
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                                          @ddlovato how do I poetically compare you to a genetically mixed bottle of Peroni and Corona, with a touch of Carlsberg elephant on the mind
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                                            @TaylorSwift13 Tay my sucko-analysis of you says you are dating a football star because you are a frustrated sports journo
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