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      “Thankyou! meet-and-greet fully over-delivered”
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        "Why is that?" I want to relive Tropical Thunder Simple Jack goofiness with the most dignified celebrity on Earth after Simple Donald
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          Adventist to meet Taylor Swift and not know what to say and be trapped in the most embarrassing moment of embarrassed silence, or risk saying something assinine like “I would love to speak with you with your visialign in your mouth”
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            @TaylorSwift13 enchanted to meet you…eventually
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              PREFERRED VIBE high energy, 2 minutes long for a corporate event                   Sider Fusion     Nice—high energy, 2 minutes, corporate event. Here’s a tight, high-octane surreal stand-up bit...
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                Here’s a short stand-up bit built around surreal comedy. You can tighten or expand it depending on your style and timing. Opening: “I’ve been trying to be healthy, so I bought a fitness watch. It’s great—my watch tells me I’m active, then it...
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                  every beautiful Ladle loves a Souperman
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                    big spoons are much admired by the Ladles
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                      Surreal comedy, I love you to Lunacy and back again.
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                        Men are from Madness, women are from Crazy for them.
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                          'SURREAL COMEDY' © Bravid Valour 2025
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                            [AI REWRITE TO ‘MAKE LONGER’] reveals his very small penis to women by opening his trenchcoat, in the hope that someone will be interested. He does this hoping to find a woman who will take pity on him and show him love. He is looking for a woman who will accept him despite his small penis and offer him affection and intimacy out of sympathy. He exposes himself hoping to find a partner.
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                              [AI REWRITE] "Much truth has been conveyed to AI."
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                                many a true thing was said “INGEST” to AI
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                                  shows his minimus to women thru the opening of a trenchcoat, hoping for takers, by pity loving
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                                    I'll take my chances with luckless intelligence
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                                      Divine Comedy, whats that?…stripping the palm trees to avoid grazing on the asphalt, causing a town scandal being dumped by your prostitute girlfriend for causing a scandal, by nightfall being arrested for causing a drunken disruption, then opting to be killed by the Police force to somehow hide the scandal behind 2000 years of pedophilia and witchy mysogyny…divine comedy, what else could it be, except a comedy of errors
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                                        My newborn concept of Surreal comedy, unless born with a teaspoon in your mouth , so starving for affection from women, then I join a monastery and get fed for life, even though with a useless teaspoon for manhood, where every woman wants to spoon greedily with a tablespoon
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                                          If given a table spoon, I may consider eating a table.