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      @BritneySpears I'm not president yet because I am insistent on being the 69th US president if you are gonna be first lady
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        ARIANA: who are you ? VALOUR: I am a sum of my social expectations ARIANA: I would expect that of you VALOUR: tell me all your expectations and I'll see if I'm not too tired for all of them
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          @TeamAriana do the math, 2 dogs = 1 Cat
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            It's true, Sydney has more brothels than bank branches, for easy deposit and withdrawal.
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              The gold standard has only got 24 carats, the Aussie sex standard has 24 positions in a one night stand to back it's purity.
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                The Aussie 💵 dollar has gone one better than the gold standard, all Aussie dollars in circulation are backed with an instant redemption in sex, as Sydney has 4000 brothels, better than 4000 bank branches.
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                  @TaylorSwift13 move on from casual dating with Musk, he has no chemistry, on the positive side, I hear Ronald McDonald has divorce from Grimace and is available.
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                    @BritneySpears Obama wants a piece of you for his birthday 🎈 🎂
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                      I can safely predict 100% of the 50% of men who are self proclaimed ‘Alphas’ will be asking for ‘gift sex’ on their birthday, by this time next year.
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                        🎈 🎂 Birthday ‘Gift Sex’ ,😘🍯🍏🍎😺©®™Bravid Valour 2026
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                          @TaylorSwift13 we made history on your 2023 birthday, you gave a gift giver who wrote you a viral famous murder mystery by tweets, some ‘gift sex’ in the form of 20 seconds of Angel Sex…the first gift sex FROM the birthday subject.
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                            Administrator created a page Is there such a thing as birthday 'gift sex'?
                            A concise truth first: there’s no special category of “birthday gift sex” in any formal or cultural sense — but some couples do choose to make intimacy part of a birthday celebration, and the key factor is always mutual consent, not obligation. ---...
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                              I can reveal Trumps droopy faced ‘out- of-sorts’ at G7 was because Melania refused him any gift sex on his 🎂 🎈 birthday, hee hee
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                                Lovato's 15 minutes of fame was as a professorial tyro of pronoun usage.
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                                  The space-time continuum is fine…until.time 🛑 stops and the Universe gets the Zoomies.
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                                    Then there is Lovato, perennially flowering angrily like the sun in Libra, or just a locked out Dufus in Texas knocking frustratingly at an unhinged aggravating Dorkus.
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                                      Lushy and Spooky.
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                                        Woken at night by my sin-drome Taylor Swift Worm holistic estrangement derangement approach to connect with front of mind out of mind celebrity.
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                                          Don't 💋 kiss what you can't feel.
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                                            “The opening, is a helicopter fly-over, of mindless tract housing” (opening stanza of poetic fragment 1987)