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@BritneySpears Laughter is the orgasm of happiness….I'm not weird, you're just non-orga$mic

@BritneySpears boys wreck the wheels on their parents car…coz they don't know how to park…derrrr. $600 tops for a new Merc wheel, and tell them “Valour said at $500 they get to eat and survive for a week in USA on one wheel"

@BritneySpears you're my live wire…my electrician dad warned me about

Your mum is awesome, she deserves to be loved, we have a special bond called Reiki, ESP, or science calls it 'correlation' or ‘entanglement’, from your mom thinking about me all the time since 8 years old, now I can hear her very clearly and she connects to me at night when she feels insecure, because I have no fear of the night and that gives her courage.

@BritneySpears gonna send you a dinosaur tooth for your 45th to give to one of the boys…or to share.. That you set in a gold chain as a necklace, you tell them a crazy fan ❤️ gave it to you and you want them to have it and they immediate guess it's that Valour guy Aussie isn't it.. .I don't want to talk about him he's horrible to me.. Then why are you giving us his present to you… He screams at me like I'm nothing…Why would you phone him? …I don't phone him

@BritneySpears I have a hunch the boys follow my monologues to you, they might be my biggest fans, after your biggest fans

@BritneySpears you're 44 this year end, you're gonna be ‘dead in the water’ for a year …then happy days lucky 45 end of next year, gonna send you lucky charm for 45th

@BritneySpears we lived h-appley NEVER-after

Woman + Love = happiness…..Man + Love = creepiness

@TeamAriana how can a masterpizza like you not be reproductive, but a lunartits like Spears has 2 children

Aries governs muscle, Libra rules fat on the body.

@BritneySpears because chickens praise muscle, no matter how much you feed them, they build up muscle, not fat. Kellie because she praises me, even though bed bound, has muscular legs and muscular abdomen, her mind prioritised muscle growth over fat accretion, and her body responds to her priority.

@TaylorSwift13 $5 mill security cost is a bargain to protect 1000+ celebrity guests, you won't get a better quote than that and if you do, something will happen due to a cut corner…I suggest you syndicate a portfolio of reception highlight clips to pay for security

@TaylorSwift13 I know he wants kids…you need to decide if you want to ‘live a lie’ or be accepted for what you are in reality…that's a fucken hard call for theatrical Sagg dealing with honest broker complexity

Habit and social conditioning is the early stages of the development of hardened DNA instinct, that seems to arise instinctively or impulsively but actually from history.

Women cover their mouth when they smile or laugh as an inheritance from Victorian era, where women had very bad teeth from extensive use of sugar and very little access to dentistry. It could be a cultural inheritance or the DNA of women have solidified into the reflex behaviour, over generations.

@,TaylorSwift13 If you don t marry your cortisol levels will lead you to an early infarction grave, which is a piss poor outcome for your best life since reborn, better than Joan D'arc and far better than money changers daughter feuding with Jesus over being passed over for fame.

@TaylorSwift13 Kelce is a brilliant man to marry, all women go thru these last minute insecurities and doubts… Yeh yeh, it's for the rest of your life, it's too momentous, ALL women think the same thing just before marrying, so that if they ever divorce they can assure themselves they knew it…self sabotage… but if you lose Kelce there is no backstops as perfectly matched, I would drive you to insanity in a week, he has been with you for years, he's a good man, staying power and he will not devastate you with cheating when chore sex becomes annoying