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      I've eaten alligator, shark, eel, sea urchin, octopus, venison, quail, duck, donkey, horse, possum, kangaroo, goat and rabbit
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        I've eaten everything except fried Asian insects, dog meat and yak testicles
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          Tay is horrified by shrimp, Trump is horrified by Lobster…he thinks it's an alien life form
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            …which could only be better if she married Tay's dad, then her cuisine dream is fullfilled
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              Ariana's 1st marriage was with self proclaimed Taco genius, he could cook anything as long as it was Tacos, Britney perfect marriage fantasy
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                Taylor Swift's dad is an international natcho chef, he can cook anything as long as it's natchos
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                  @TaylorSwift13 I would one day like to sicko-analyse your brother, sippo-analyse you monster and natcho-analyse your dad
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                    (sly aside , “obviously deficient in Grolsch hormones”)
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                      @ddlovato how do I poetically compare you to a genetically mixed bottle of Peroni and Corona, with a touch of Carlsberg elephant on the mind
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                        @TaylorSwift13 Tay my sucko-analysis of you says you are dating a football star because you are a frustrated sports journo
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                          Tay lives in her Neil Simon odd couple NY apartment where Tay is the sports writer and I am the intellectual Felix that cleans up after her
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                            Lovato lives in houses that look like the Brady Bunch home, Spears looks likes she lives in a Drug Cartel Mansion
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                              Lovato thinks I breathe 100% too much
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                                Tay thinks I'm dirty unless talking speculative investments in the US stock market
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                                  PERSONALS: desperately searching for matching perfect snatch
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                                    Trumps Nationalism instead of global engagement is like a middle manager trying to fake being CEO, he can only see a small, not big picture
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                                      Trumps 2 terms of controlled interest rates and trade barriers was a redux of stagflation of the 1970s, every economist quickly recognised
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                                        Trump a myopic dyslexic got scared he could not manage globalisation that was bringing rapid prosperity, so was nostalgic for regulation.
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                                          Tariff laden 1970's was WORLD stagnation “Stagflation” that didnt end until unlocking monetary policy+trade liberalisation BANISHING TARIFFS
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                                            Trump is the green gang, gangrening America, trying old mistakes as new approaches, but getting the same error outcomes, NOW TWICE