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@TaylorSwift13 your family brings ugly into the world, is why Britney petitioned Pontius Pilate and Precula to have you, Austin and your mum crucified as the 3 thieves behind Jesus

@TaylorSwift13 I always thought you were another plain of reality

@TaylorSwift13 lets go out and celebrate another Number 1

@TaylorSwift13 You get wet being defiant of my claims of demand, you read them over and over and salivate at how strong I am to you when all the others are crawlers. Confirms you are a deviant not normal.

@BritneySpears what is the better part of Valour?

The big Chapel is burning like a Supernova.

@TaylorSwift13 I'm a lawyer with a compensation KPI, I will get it however I can, if you need to be kicked to the curb…just claim it's your gutter snipe curb appeal.

Back in the saddle at the seat of Power.

@BritneySpears we can have a very sexy shower together so nobody knows we had a shower

Young people can't afford to have family, even Taylor Swift with $2 billion net worth can't afford to have children, instead of cats.

49% of Aussies don't understand the buttons on their oven…means 90% of Americans have same prob. .

@BritneySpears could you please have a shower, I can smell you from 12,000 miles away

@TaylorSwift13 Why don't we have one awkward date where we silently glower at each other, then you indignantly pour my Nebbiolo in my lap and I pour your lemon 🍋 Perrier water 🌊 💦 on your air hostess bob, then we go back to your place for coffee

@TaylorSwift13 plaid you like a folk lore skirt

@TaylorSwift13 Ha Ha you p[aid $500 for your money counter, me $99 https://www.kogan.com/au/buy/kogan-note-counter/

US invading Iran to find their enriched Uranium that has been all remitted to Pakistan for safe keeping, WILL COST THE US 100,000 SERVICE PEOPLES LIVES by very conservative estimates.

@TaylorSwift13 Trump is gonna gift you to me in a rolled up carpet, as tribute, when he cancels the 2028 election

Merry Great filled America…NOT ! 🚫

@TaylorSwift13 What makes me sadder, is that you never wrangled your knight in shining grease ball 🏀, off his wife.