@BritneySpears Diocletian died 3rd December
All wire posts
- @TaylorSwift13 look what the cat dragged in!
- Need to let doctor 💊 know, when I propose relationship with Britney on social network, I don't get her voices for a few days
- @BritneySpears Aussie So prosperous, we have a class of 'Dole Ken's' seeking out a ‘rich Barbie’ to holiday their life away
- @TaylorSwift13 you are all comms rapport with people you feel zero sexual rapport with, who you don't wanna talk to when sexually rapported
- @TaylorSwift13 you're all action, no rapport talk, Britney is all sex rapport, no comms rapport
- Every Palm Sunday Christian strip palm trees of their green branches to this day, mistake concreted into 2000 years of mistaken tradition.
- The Palm Sunday stripping of the Palm trees on the northern gate of Jerusalem resulted in the death of all travellers rest shady palm trees.
- @TaylorSwift13 after Palm Sunday, Jerusalem was in chaotic conflict over his cutting down palm leaves, that resulted in blood lust for Jesus
- @TaylorSwift13 your mom was apoplectic with rage that he ordered all the shadey palm leaves cut down to pave his entrance to Jerusalem
- @TaylorSwift13 I wanted Exile him to Egypt save his life, he refused, sad Lushy dumped him for scandal with cutting down all the palm leaves
- @TaylorSwift13 from the Beatles lyric, "Joan was quizzical studied Bataphysical" I knew you and your mom watched Jeopardy
- AI Artisan
- @BritneySpears ONLY if Travers dies of Lung Cancer
- @BritneySpears we live 6 months in Thousand Acre wood and 6 months in Airlie with Brooke and Wade
- @BritneySpears then we can play ‘Wheres Wallet’
- @BritneySpears you pay me $1000 per week to be your husband [offset lost pension] I forgo any claim on your net worth if you want to divorce
- JOKE: why did Jesus cross the Sanhedrin? A/To get to the other side
- When I put my makeup or nail polish on, I feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.