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@TaylorSwift13 we could release a joint press release that we evidence a dialogue at distance that we both confirm and corroborate by confirmational repetition in social networking [by me]…and we become the pioneers of remote personal correlation communication, personal entanglement. Think about it, it could put you at much greater emotional ease in day to day emoting.

@TaylorSwift13 my psych said atomic entanglement is not possible on the cellular or organic level…I think he is lieing to save his career.

@TaylorSwift13 I'm telling my psych you help me buy clothes when the sales are on at K Mart.

@TaylorSwift13 don't forget to tell the psychologist on Wednesday that she needs to get my side of the story, because you can't accept her advice to not read my microblogs, because you're addicted to my life writer drama.

Spears who had a very sharp music video humour, Kentucky fried her brain with bowls of Coke, now reikis me “insult” when she reads my stand up

Trump is too empty head to do stand up like Obama could very effectively do, so he accuses the late night shows of 'insult', a classic malignant narcissist ego defence.

@BritneySpears I'm doing some stand up 'insult' to entertain you

MASTERCARD, don't leave for Heaven without it !

Times are tough, God is a wolf looking down on us, the Bear is clawing at MS windows and the Snake is at our door.

@TaylorSwift13 if you don't pay my damages invoice, I'll date disgAustin and I'll get into your life thru his back 🚪 door

@BritneySpears I haven't self relieved in 2 weeks, and I'm feeling faminetastic !

@BritneySpears I'm a lier, on 🔝 top of you

@BritneySpears I'm your flowering 🗣️ head knob

@TaylorSwift13 you're a star, I'm a organic Taysiac 2001 Superpooper Human Computer

The sufferance of tortured poets departments, in ragged garments, that drag on pavements, with Police enforcement of woman's penile internment, academic deferment, and enhanced life discernment, society's experiment, in scientific degradement for better social role engorgement, resentment and amazement.

A sterling eternity of devil quarternity, a maternal paternity, bordering on loquacious absurdity, the disability support of seniority, a stellar heliocentricity, anchored by domesticity, familiarity and relativity, pity that life in the city is deficit in pretty.

I'm the service station attendant, of personal care. I'm the bull market avoiding the Bears. I'm the immigrant with culture and flair, I'm hosting out the dirty lair, I'm decision against arrogant ignorant squares, I'm the dare to be fair, fighting off the narcissist night mare.

Joan Baez had Bob Dylan, I have Taylor Schwartz

Martin Luther-King has an eternal dream for us, where Donald Trump has an eternal nightmare to share with all of us.