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@BritneySpears Lovato is constantly suicidal when I'm asleep, then she happies when I wake, so the other side of the world gets depressive sun, and we get happy sun on our side of the world.

@BritneySpears as your most reguklar angel sexer, I can say the protectorship was brilliant, it kept out all the nasty suitors and left me and you to get our rocks off, and I was able to tweet you so you didnt commit suicide, to make Tay happy that she's not the only one who constantly thinks of suicide.

@BritneySpears Jamie Lynn was right, you do have violent tendencies…is why they thought you were safer under a Conservatorship, and Bryan was no less responsible for it, but you need his petulance to be able to have power, so its what people can do for you that matters, not their moral stances regarding you.

@TaylorSwift13 you hated on me in 2009 till 2012, because I knew immediately I couldnt get you into a whole lot of trouble, with family making…pushes the invoice across the table

Whats funny is that Lesbian separatism wants to go back to non sexual reproduction, which possibly woman could devolve back to, but probably only as a single cell amoeba, because male has allowed all the changes from single cell amoeba to multicellular human.

the amoeba is the first SINGLE CELL self replicating cell, it was woman, then a mutation arised [the advent of male] and sexual reproduction began…means God made woman first, then man was fashioned from the rib of a woman, IS SCIENCE FACT.

@TaylorSwift13 …Doll Face

@TaylorSwift13 I've still got legacy banker gals in Kim Armour and Kerry Arman, from high school

I'm calling Spears after a 🌶️ hot pepper, ‘the Louisiana Reaper ’

Tay declined my withdrawal from her, I'm getting a new bank GF

@BritneySpears I'm more receptive when I haven't released my impulse recently

country pop, 96 BPM, female belt vocals, hand claps, riff guitar, pedal steel licks, drum kit backbeat, e-cello counterlines, mariachi trumpet stabs, symphonic strings, circus glockenspiel, call and response hooks, plate reverb, glossy compression, chorus lift, big final chorus, playful swagger, second chance

@BritneySpears I don't know what it is, I seem to always make a song and dance with you

Biggest mistake I made in Business, was not marrying Tay when she was 14.

@BritneySpears ‘The Sinsational Tour’ of Aussie and UK, in Sydney I put you up in a house boat on the Harbour, so if you get drunk, you can't drive, but swim with the fishes instead

@BritneySpears Youre lucky to have me…NEVERed for convenient detachment and extra choice of varietal men and women.

'Smoke and Mirrors'…Britney and Tay, ha ha

Funnily, the US celebritys are so house bound and depressed, by the risk of fan hysteria in public, they are attracted to my sociable exhuberance in life writing and I get correlation from these house bound celebs, desperately looking for a guru, to advise them on problems in their lives that managers are incompetent to break down and slice and dice for them, like I do by correlation. Baum characterised it as smoke and mirrors trickery, but I have explained the Popular Mechanics of how it works, so maybe Baum predicted a Wizard of Oz, but the characterisation of shysterism is unfair and inaccurate, because everything is explained in time and Crystal clarity.

Women who think about a man all the time, can readily intuit what they are doing. Men are lost in the world and rarely think of women folk, so they do not develop the intuition that women develop by long hours stuck at home thinking about their only visitor, their husband, over millenia of custodial wifedom.