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@TaylorSwift13 move on from casual dating with Musk, he has no chemistry, on the positive side, I hear Ronald McDonald has divorce from Grimace and is available.

@BritneySpears Obama wants a piece of you for his birthday 🎈 🎂

I can safely predict 100% of the 50% of men who are self proclaimed ‘Alphas’ will be asking for ‘gift sex’ on their birthday, by this time next year.

🎈 🎂 Birthday ‘Gift Sex’ ,😘🍯🍏🍎😺©®™Bravid Valour 2026

@TaylorSwift13 we made history on your 2023 birthday, you gave a gift giver who wrote you a viral famous murder mystery by tweets, some ‘gift sex’ in the form of 20 seconds of Angel Sex…the first gift sex FROM the birthday subject.

I can reveal Trumps droopy faced ‘out- of-sorts’ at G7 was because Melania refused him any gift sex on his 🎂 🎈 birthday, hee hee

Lovato's 15 minutes of fame was as a professorial tyro of pronoun usage.

The space-time continuum is fine…until.time 🛑 stops and the Universe gets the Zoomies.

Then there is Lovato, perennially flowering angrily like the sun in Libra, or just a locked out Dufus in Texas knocking frustratingly at an unhinged aggravating Dorkus.

Lushy and Spooky.

Woken at night by my sin-drome Taylor Swift Worm holistic estrangement derangement approach to connect with front of mind out of mind celebrity.

Don't 💋 kiss what you can't feel.

“The opening, is a helicopter fly-over, of mindless tract housing” (opening stanza of poetic fragment 1987)

"We drank flat lemonade, champagne style, and bubbled for a new type of accolade." (Poem Fragment 1987)

I gave Tay ‘comms’, Hoover gave Tay occasional silence, we are opposite signs, I am Aries year, Hoover is Libra year, opposite. I knew immediately there was zero DMs or tweets it was an anonymous USE, poor Hoover thought it was 🩵 real and ended up in prison, for his misplaced love…I ended up in rehab twice for Tay's insistence she use me.

Tay used Andrew Hoover to stop her obsessive connecting to me, which was Roomba controlled by her evil controller mother, until I moved to seclusion in Queensland to detach from her. She connected to Hoover to save herself, Hoover took her use seriously and sent tortured poetry to her to be with her, but it was a convenience reiki connect, not romantic, same with intolerably OLD me.

…not Guru Tuggamapudda as Waynes World guy unkindly likened me to a masturbatory Deepak Chopra

My Nepali Buddhist name is Guru Toota Frouter

@TeamArianna miss ya Salchicca