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'Art of the deal' addendum 13th chapter ‘the art of sex trafficking deals’

‘The art of the seduction deal’ my next tweet serialisation ghost written book by a living legend ghost

I suppose that's why Jesus hated Lawyers hitting on his Girl Friend

@BritneySpears we can spend a night eating Cheesecake and watching the prediction of you and Tay in 'all about Eve', so that Trawick is not violently offended for a second time and you will get the Congressional medal of Valour for saving $500 trillion in reparations payment

@BritneySpears I'll take a night with you as full payment for damages caused by US Capital promoting Hitler, to destroy and enslave Europe

The USA still owes EU $500 trillion in damages arising from the sponsorship of Hitler by US capitalists including Henry Ford and Fred Trump, and if Trump invades Greenland the damages bill sought will be $1000 trillion in war reparations.

USA doesn't need Greenland for National Security as long as it's in the hands of an Allie, unless of course if Trump sets up EU as an enemy nation then 500,000 US troops will die fighting EU sovereignty and become the Marshall plan of Europe like Europe became the Marshall plan of USA after sponsoring and setting up Hitler to destroy and enslave it.

Griftsmas Turkey Trump has appointed an envoy to negotiate with Greenland for its RAPE by America….no need to explain more, except I will volunteer as an EU sniper to shoot US rapists when they beach.

Maniac Trump just shut down the Wind farms on the East Coast of USA because he is gonna get $200 million kickback from fossil fuel and radioactive electricity generators, to better elect son of Trumpenstein, JD Vance, who will ensure Trump is never prosecuted for corruption and rape of minors. Criminality perpetuum Trump.

Imagine Jesus born in Andreas barn on Taylors Christmas tree farm but now an adult making out in Britney's Barbie Bedroom like a barbarous Ken

@BritneySpears The sparkle of your shite makes your 2 boys wee

After we burnt Tay on the pyre as Joan D'arc, I went to the crypt and enjoyed a juicy Rump steak with fava beans and a Chianti, because I wanted to feel Tay's chutzpah inside me.

I would love to roast Lovato

Telekinesis

@BritneySpears What can I say? Heat transfer from a fan can kill a star

MEZMERIZED by fame

@TaylorSwift13 Tay I got the cheap seats, way out the back, so she couldn't see me because I feared she would glare at me, like P!NK did to me in Sydney concert, because I stare intensely at the performer

I asked for a glass of water, and got angry when it didn't come within 15 minutes of a 2 hour delay on burning tarmac in Sydney. A year later the NSW state government legally mandated drinks for passengers stuck on tarmac in planes.

Wish on a falling star, risen from the ashes. Obama had me security codenamed ‘Pheonix’, because they feared I would be a possible assassin of Obama when I frequently visited Stateside, 2009, 2010, 2011, pulled off plane 2012 in Sydney headed for Chicago with a ticket to a Britney Spears concert there.