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      @TaylorSwidt13 the brittle irony of schitzo pig YOU calling ME “Crazy”, while Spears onyx eyes peer into the obsidian abyss of her night shade 💓 heart
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        @TaylorSwift13 I'm interpreting ‘Opalite’ as you the Cactus and Borchetta the Rock, or else it's you and Monte… But I am telling Kellie it's you dissing her about her and Lenny, her previous husband
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          @TaylorSwift13 now that Spears sold catalogue, why not buy ‘Lucky’ off them and mythologize that it was a prediction of your fame
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            @TaylorSwift13 the basement of Queen Victoria Building in Sydney when you're here next, I'm getting one this Thursday on my way to see mummy. [I'll send jealousy pics when I get it for $2]
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              My 3rd present, prohibited by my wife, was going to be a lemon squeezer, so Tay can squeeze her lemons into her lemon water. Me and Tay are the only human beings that celebrate Valentines day on Halloween.
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                I've sent 2 Valentines day presents to Tay on Halloween in 2023 and 2024, from Toronto in the Hunter Region of NSW, a Record by Austin Tayshus, and a cap “I Love Country Music”, she loved the first one but hated the second one, by 2025 I was married and Kellie didn't want me sending a present to Tay in Hendersonville Tennesee, so the ritual of crepuscular poetic love, unique between me and Tay has now passed its ‘USED BY Taylor’ date.
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                  @TaylorSwift13 we celebrate Valentines day on Halloween, because you tried to thrill kill me to impress a record company impresario, enjoy the “different” of it
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                    I'm sick of roses [sudden general shock across social network!] I'm giving wifey 3 Sunflowers, lets make this the first Sunflower Valentines Day, then maybe next year themed for Gerberas…flower thematics for Valentines Day
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                      I'm a Manly Eagles fan so I went for the Sea Hawks and celebrated with $1.95 bottle shaker pancakes, slathered in generic brand Nutella
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                        Tay had Muscovy Duck for Monday night dinner, because she is a New England Patriot, if they won, she would have celebrated with Pheasant under glass.