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    • Administrator
      "Why is that?" I want to relive Tropical Thunder Simple Jack goofiness with the most dignified celebrity on Earth after Simple Donald
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        Adventist to meet Taylor Swift and not know what to say and be trapped in the most embarrassing moment of embarrassed silence, or risk saying something assinine like “I would love to speak with you with your visialign in your mouth”
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          [AI REWRITE TO ‘MAKE LONGER’] reveals his very small penis to women by opening his trenchcoat, in the hope that someone will be interested. He does this hoping to find a woman who will take pity on him and show him love. He is looking for a woman who will accept him despite his small penis and offer him affection and intimacy out of sympathy. He exposes himself hoping to find a partner.
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            shows his minimus to women thru the opening of a trenchcoat, hoping for takers, by pity loving
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              Divine Comedy, whats that?…stripping the palm trees to avoid grazing on the asphalt, causing a town scandal being dumped by your prostitute girlfriend for causing a scandal, by nightfall being arrested for causing a drunken disruption, then opting to be killed by the Police force to somehow hide the scandal behind 2000 years of pedophilia and witchy mysogyny…divine comedy, what else could it be, except a comedy of errors
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                My newborn concept of Surreal comedy, unless born with a teaspoon in your mouth , so starving for affection from women, then I join a monastery and get fed for life, even though with a useless teaspoon for manhood, where every woman wants to spoon greedily with a tablespoon
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                  I would donate my brain to Science for the possibility of a tax deduction for charitable giving