ANYHOO 360

sorry Tay, there's no Simpsons episode of Reverend Lovejoy marrying us in the sight of almighty Monte Burns, so gave up hope of us marrying.

@TaylorSwift13 for monthly cigarette indulgence in mindful company conducive to thoughtful absolute minimal cigarette indulgence.

@TaylorSwift13 you get monthly brunch invite to visit childhood cheer mentor and her “ass wipe”

‘Crumble boner’

…because that is a rare talent in a man you have yet to find and critical to your ongoing concern personality brand.

…and I am working around the clock to keep her alive and cheerfully positive toward life.

…after Kellie dies.

Two negatives cancel each other out to make a positive statement partnership.

Christian butcheress, employer of secular butcher and we are both contrite.

@BritneySpears Once a week you say “wallet”, I hand you my wallet, you fill it with 10 Ben Franklin ‘fun vouchers’ and say “average” wage.

DON'T BUY TRUMPIST AMERICAN….TOTAL EMBARGO

World trade embargo on the creep Trumpist Neo Nazi administration in US, lets economically strangle the malicious Nazi creep to death.

OPERATION, SHUT DOWN TRUMP, 100% TARIFFS ON EVERYTHING COMING OUT OF US, WE SHUT THE US FROM THE WORLD ECONOMY, UNTIL TRUMP GONE.

…they know I won't get it up for anything less than possibility of conception and parenthood.

The same women who give Donald a wristie, give me a lappie, because wristie means no hope of children.