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@TaylorSwift13 I have assigned officer Andrew Hoover, from my personal security directorate of tortured love poetry to celebrity's, to interview your suitability to reconfigure your impulse to shoot me towards a more productive socially aligned target such as Donald John Trump, convicted rapist in the Civil Jurisdiction of New York Department of Justice, and FBIs most wanted fugitives child rapist, anecdotally taking refuge from the law in a broom closet in the Bogan Office of the White House.