I almost snaffled a Puerto Rican gal in New York, in Jan 1983 with my argument with the Empire State line monitor, Lopez, that I called by the endearment “Slowpez”…it would have been Westside story come to life…lost opportunity of a life time.
All wire posts
- IF I BECOME PRESIDENT , I will make ‘I want to be in America’ the national Anthem.
- "I want to be in America, so much to do in America" [Westside story on TV in background]
- @TaylorSwift13 TAY ! I've got enough in my 401 retirement to buy a camping spot on a Hudson River garbage barge and have a coffee date with you twice a week for the rest of our lives !!!
- @TaylorSwift13 Tay! we've got to release oxytocin when together, not adrenaline…can you manage that???
- @TaylorSwift13 as Goering said, “You are der footnote, I am der book !”
- The Oligarchs have sucked all the spending power out of average people whose wage has stayed still, while prices went to the moon…now we sit on the precipice of an economic collapse as people stay at home, instead of shopping, dining or holidaying.
- Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me 3 times, I like being fooled coz I got nothing better in my life.
- Let the gains begin !
- IMAGINCY
- @TaylorSwift13 I think she meant ‘farbissener’ sour or embittered person
- @TaylorSwift13bI think she meant ‘farbissener’ sour or embittered person
- @TaylorSwift13 she said you're a 'Fichner'
- @TaylorSwift13 Zellweger wants to go summer clothes shopping with you, she likes your summer lollipop look
- Mating moments
- Britney Spears is going to defend her DUI by claiming she was out of her mind by the rip in time space continuum caused by effects of Daylight saving.
- Trump is on death road…"dead head walking !"
- Why did Taylor Swift's cat join a band? Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist and write songs about its feline feelings!
- Taylor took me home, but now she has bad felines for me.