So if they had a secret marriage vow, Britney is technically my step Mother.
All wire posts
- 'Lou' had a thing for Britney when he first connected to her one late night 1999 marvelling at her on Late night music vids on TV, when he found out she left a small Country town to make it big in a Metropolis, like he did...in his dieing days of terminal Cancer he wrote a poem to her in Piacenza dialect called “Il Tram du paradis”, ‘the tram to paradise’
- Britney refers to him as “Lou”
- Tay refers to my dad as ‘Immigrant’, I refer to her mum as ‘Momster’
- @TaylorSwift13 'Immigrant' drove a Chrysler Valiant, I want ‘Valiant King’ to win the Melbourne Cup in his honour
- @TeamAriana you got many more problems without me
- “Thankyou! meet-and-greet fully over-delivered”
- "Why is that?" I want to relive Tropical Thunder Simple Jack goofiness with the most dignified celebrity on Earth after Simple Donald
- Adventist to meet Taylor Swift and not know what to say and be trapped in the most embarrassing moment of embarrassed silence, or risk saying something assinine like “I would love to speak with you with your visialign in your mouth”
- @TaylorSwift13 enchanted to meet you…eventually
- every beautiful Ladle loves a Souperman
- big spoons are much admired by the Ladles
- Surreal comedy, I love you to Lunacy and back again.
- Men are from Madness, women are from Crazy for them.
- 'SURREAL COMEDY' © Bravid Valour 2025
- [AI REWRITE TO ‘MAKE LONGER’] reveals his very small penis to women by opening his trenchcoat, in the hope that someone will be interested. He does this hoping to find a woman who will take pity on him and show him love. He is looking for a woman who will accept him despite his small penis and offer him affection and intimacy out of sympathy. He exposes himself hoping to find a partner.
- [AI REWRITE] "Much truth has been conveyed to AI."
- many a true thing was said “INGEST” to AI
- shows his minimus to women thru the opening of a trenchcoat, hoping for takers, by pity loving