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@TaylorSwift13 I would one day like to sicko-analyse your brother, sippo-analyse you monster and natcho-analyse your dad

(sly aside , “obviously deficient in Grolsch hormones”)

@ddlovato how do I poetically compare you to a genetically mixed bottle of Peroni and Corona, with a touch of Carlsberg elephant on the mind

@TaylorSwift13 Tay my sucko-analysis of you says you are dating a football star because you are a frustrated sports journo

Tay lives in her Neil Simon odd couple NY apartment where Tay is the sports writer and I am the intellectual Felix that cleans up after her

Lovato lives in houses that look like the Brady Bunch home, Spears looks likes she lives in a Drug Cartel Mansion

Lovato thinks I breathe 100% too much

Tay thinks I'm dirty unless talking speculative investments in the US stock market

PERSONALS: desperately searching for matching perfect snatch

Trumps Nationalism instead of global engagement is like a middle manager trying to fake being CEO, he can only see a small, not big picture

Trumps 2 terms of controlled interest rates and trade barriers was a redux of stagflation of the 1970s, every economist quickly recognised

Trump a myopic dyslexic got scared he could not manage globalisation that was bringing rapid prosperity, so was nostalgic for regulation.

Tariff laden 1970's was WORLD stagnation “Stagflation” that didnt end until unlocking monetary policy+trade liberalisation BANISHING TARIFFS

Trump is the green gang, gangrening America, trying old mistakes as new approaches, but getting the same error outcomes, NOW TWICE

Tay listened to her dad and lost $300 million, because he said my advisory to liquidate assets in Biden boomtime Dec 2024, was a dunce move

@TaylorSwift13 you have most parked in a high yield pension fund and you have taken a bath to tune of 30% thanks to ur dads risk aversion

@TaylorSwift13 my guesstimate is you have 400-500mill in equities, rest in realestate and gold

@TaylorSwift13 with notional $1billion in equities you stood to make $300 mill in 6 months on sell high buy low, ship load of full stadiums

@TaylorSwift13 your dad has a Goldfish memory, I remembered exactly Trump Mk1 and his Tariff wipe out of the market from get go, redux