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      sorry Tay, there's no Simpsons episode of Reverend Lovejoy marrying us in the sight of almighty Monte Burns, so gave up hope of us marrying.
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        @TaylorSwift13 for monthly cigarette indulgence in mindful company conducive to thoughtful absolute minimal cigarette indulgence.
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          @TaylorSwift13 you get monthly brunch invite to visit childhood cheer mentor and her “ass wipe”
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            ‘Crumble boner’
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              …because that is a rare talent in a man you have yet to find and critical to your ongoing concern personality brand.
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                …and I am working around the clock to keep her alive and cheerfully positive toward life.
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                  …after Kellie dies.
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                    Two negatives cancel each other out to make a positive statement partnership.
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                      Christian butcheress, employer of secular butcher and we are both contrite.
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                        @BritneySpears Once a week you say “wallet”, I hand you my wallet, you fill it with 10 Ben Franklin ‘fun vouchers’ and say “average” wage.
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                          DON'T BUY TRUMPIST AMERICAN….TOTAL EMBARGO
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                            World trade embargo on the creep Trumpist Neo Nazi administration in US, lets economically strangle the malicious Nazi creep to death.
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                              OPERATION, SHUT DOWN TRUMP, 100% TARIFFS ON EVERYTHING COMING OUT OF US, WE SHUT THE US FROM THE WORLD ECONOMY, UNTIL TRUMP GONE.
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                                …they know I won't get it up for anything less than possibility of conception and parenthood.
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                                  The same women who give Donald a wristie, give me a lappie, because wristie means no hope of children.