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@BritneySpears I have a hunch the boys follow my monologues to you, they might be my biggest fans, after your biggest fans

@BritneySpears you're 44 this year end, you're gonna be ‘dead in the water’ for a year …then happy days lucky 45 end of next year, gonna send you lucky charm for 45th

@BritneySpears we lived h-appley NEVER-after

Woman + Love = happiness…..Man + Love = creepiness

@TeamAriana how can a masterpizza like you not be reproductive, but a lunartits like Spears has 2 children

Aries governs muscle, Libra rules fat on the body.

@BritneySpears because chickens praise muscle, no matter how much you feed them, they build up muscle, not fat. Kellie because she praises me, even though bed bound, has muscular legs and muscular abdomen, her mind prioritised muscle growth over fat accretion, and her body responds to her priority.

@TaylorSwift13 $5 mill security cost is a bargain to protect 1000+ celebrity guests, you won't get a better quote than that and if you do, something will happen due to a cut corner…I suggest you syndicate a portfolio of reception highlight clips to pay for security

@TaylorSwift13 I know he wants kids…you need to decide if you want to ‘live a lie’ or be accepted for what you are in reality…that's a fucken hard call for theatrical Sagg dealing with honest broker complexity

Habit and social conditioning is the early stages of the development of hardened DNA instinct, that seems to arise instinctively or impulsively but actually from history.

Women cover their mouth when they smile or laugh as an inheritance from Victorian era, where women had very bad teeth from extensive use of sugar and very little access to dentistry. It could be a cultural inheritance or the DNA of women have solidified into the reflex behaviour, over generations.

@,TaylorSwift13 If you don t marry your cortisol levels will lead you to an early infarction grave, which is a piss poor outcome for your best life since reborn, better than Joan D'arc and far better than money changers daughter feuding with Jesus over being passed over for fame.

@TaylorSwift13 Kelce is a brilliant man to marry, all women go thru these last minute insecurities and doubts… Yeh yeh, it's for the rest of your life, it's too momentous, ALL women think the same thing just before marrying, so that if they ever divorce they can assure themselves they knew it…self sabotage… but if you lose Kelce there is no backstops as perfectly matched, I would drive you to insanity in a week, he has been with you for years, he's a good man, staying power and he will not devastate you with cheating when chore sex becomes annoying

@TaylorSwift13:I can't go to your wedding, I will be connected with you and everybody and it will be surreal freak show, not solid real wedding, I couldn't go even if you invited me. Enjoy 😍 😊 a NORMAL special wedding, instead of “weird”, good call.

I subscribed to the Devil because as a child I farted in Church and I was convinced I was going to Hell for it…so made a Geneva Convention style Contract with the Devil for good treatment in Hell…then later (2024) married Kellie who was a former church organist, to see if God really forgives farting in his house of worship…but no sex since marriage so I think God is still remembering the smell and is twistedly vindictive

It's crazy! people who meet Taylor Swift will shower for 2 hours, brush their teeth till their gums 🩸 bleed, spend hours on their hair and makeup, choose clothing that they only wear on the best parties or occasions, it's like Mr Bean about to shake hands with the Queen, the awkwardness of these people when they have to talk to her either deadly depressed to not seem exhuberant, or excited like they are meeting the greatest person in all history.

@TaylorSwift13 How did I find it? I tend to be smarter than a celebrity PA.

My warm wind blows her mind in my direction

@TaylorSwift13 Alexa tells me its 27 celcius tomorrow in Daintree, thats 80.6 in Fahrenheit…TOASTY comfortable, not burnt toast