My lovely wife who could have married the Michelin man and had enough spare tyres between them to corner the market
All wire posts
- Where is my ‘banana fed Chicken’ available at the Supermarket??? who wants corn fed or grain fed chicken
- @BritneySpears Mariah is good for you, since you been with her I got my sanity back
- Tay is my pay-as-you-go Tay-as-you-learn Girl Friend non-sexperience.
- Lovato is a narco narcissist and Britney is my feelure wife.
- Women optimised by less frequent chance of rape, will multiply optimism for birth, not worthless birthless PTSD of rape culture.
- We don't need to legislate female rape, as the Rapist Republicans are proposing, we just ramp up female birthrate + downgrade male birthrate
- We can avoid birthrate panic by simply readjusting births to ⅔ girls and ⅓ boys should get the birthrate climbing again, using male abortion
- Because I inspired a Diamond age with a computer in every hand and a TV in every room, I am Christening myself Emperor Diomondus
- America is now a big Mess Donald's restaurant serving itself not the world
- Donald's overcooked raw deal
- @KylieMinogue I'm Godzilla, you're King Kong, Lovato is donkey Kong.
- Scalp me ticket escapists clinging to the wreckage of dear life mega fan of the omni-possible, to not escape out their own escape hatch plan
- (when not trapped in his reality pooky tract housing wifemate with bill-pay disability wife and geriatric mommy dearest)
- @TaylorSwift13 The 666 of the Apocalips kisser rules the world and gets 3 rock and role wives.
- Me and Demi are WOKE while the rest of the world is in a nightmare Trumpenslumber.
- AI, imagine Britney with big slappy hands, tiny dancers feet and Demi's Latino temper
- @BritneySpears Sorry to be choosey, but married to the $million smile, not the malignant growth
- @TaylorSwift13 tell your medic about your depression, and don't connect to Austin or your dad