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All wire posts
- ‘HALF YOURS’ IS TODAY'S MELBOURNE CUP WINNER
- THE PROBLEM IS, low polling numbers predicts a new war of invasion to shore up his numbers with suddenly compliant, voting public!
- CNN POLL, most unpopular President in recorded Polling history, should have stuck to selling Taj Mahal bankrupcy commemoration silver coins, Knock -off Trump Rolexs and NFT crypto scams.
- [Invitation] DONALD Mc GONE-ALD WORLD PARTY, November 7th 2028…ALL INVITED TO DANCE IN THE STREETS!
- Just putting out into the world…"DONALD MC GONE-ALD!" …November 2028
- So if they had a secret marriage vow, Britney is technically my step Mother.
- 'Lou' had a thing for Britney when he first connected to her one late night 1999 marvelling at her on Late night music vids on TV, when he found out she left a small Country town to make it big in a Metropolis, like he did...in his dieing days of terminal Cancer he wrote a poem to her in Piacenza dialect called “Il Tram du paradis”, ‘the tram to paradise’
- Britney refers to him as “Lou”
- Tay refers to my dad as ‘Immigrant’, I refer to her mum as ‘Momster’
- @TaylorSwift13 'Immigrant' drove a Chrysler Valiant, I want ‘Valiant King’ to win the Melbourne Cup in his honour
- @TeamAriana you got many more problems without me
- “Thankyou! meet-and-greet fully over-delivered”
- "Why is that?" I want to relive Tropical Thunder Simple Jack goofiness with the most dignified celebrity on Earth after Simple Donald
- Adventist to meet Taylor Swift and not know what to say and be trapped in the most embarrassing moment of embarrassed silence, or risk saying something assinine like “I would love to speak with you with your visialign in your mouth”
- @TaylorSwift13 enchanted to meet you…eventually
- every beautiful Ladle loves a Souperman
- big spoons are much admired by the Ladles
- Surreal comedy, I love you to Lunacy and back again.
