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A NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR AUSTRALIA, JUST DROPPED! 'Down Under Uber Alles' by Bravid Valour

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    because when the International jokes run thin, we can laugh at ourselves, by Producer Bravid Valour

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        [Intro]
        [Verse 1]
        We wake with the sun, tie our thongs tight,
        Dream of barbies and chuggin’ at first light,
        Got a shed full of tools, a fridge full of beer,
        In the land of the free, the land of the here!
        [Chorus]
        Oh, Down Under Uber Alles, we stride with our pride,
        In a land of illusions, where tall tales reside,
        We’re resourceful blokes, with a cargo cult mind,
        Laughing at trouble, leaving truth behind.
        [Verse 2]
        The women we woo, often hard to translate,
        We grunt and we shrug, love’s a broke-down relay,
        Politicians promise, then take a quick swig,
        Our leaders are legends, both crooked and big!
        [Chorus]
        Oh, Down Under Uber Alles, we boast and we boast,
        Dependent on cars in our bumper-to-bumper coast,
        Parochial pride, in our outlier cry,
        We cringe but we love it, oh, we’re flying high!
        [Bridge]
        We mine for the riches, we worship the ore,
        Ignoring the future, we scream “more, more, more!”
        Alcohol fuels our adoration, our crash,
        While the world watches puzzled, and shakes its head back.
        [Verse 3]
        Dependence and swagger—our national game,
        Selfish and free, with no shame or refrain,
        A land of big hearts, and even bigger flaws,
        We’re the unlikely hope, the flawed, funny cause!
        [Chorus]
        Oh, Down Under Uber Alles, it’s chaos with class,
        A paradise out of a sitcom’s farce,
        Yet somehow we’re proud, through each cringe and each fuss,
        In this outlandish land, we simply love us!
        So raise up your schooner, and toast the weird rhyme,
        In a country so odd, it’s a lifetime of prime,
        Down Under Uber Alles—so strange, so true,
        A parody nation, made with kangaroo glue!
        [Outro]