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      Maniac Trump just shut down the Wind farms on the East Coast of USA because he is gonna get $200 million kickback from fossil fuel and radioactive electricity generators, to better elect son of Trumpenstein, JD Vance, who will ensure Trump is never prosecuted for corruption and rape of minors. Criminality perpetuum Trump.
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        Imagine Jesus born in Andreas barn on Taylors Christmas tree farm but now an adult making out in Britney's Barbie Bedroom like a barbarous Ken
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          After we burnt Tay on the pyre as Joan D'arc, I went to the crypt and enjoyed a juicy Rump steak with fava beans and a Chianti, because I wanted to feel Tay's chutzpah inside me.
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            @TaylorSwift13 Tay I got the cheap seats, way out the back, so she couldn't see me because I feared she would glare at me, like P!NK did to me in Sydney concert, because I stare intensely at the performer
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              I asked for a glass of water, and got angry when it didn't come within 15 minutes of a 2 hour delay on burning tarmac in Sydney. A year later the NSW state government legally mandated drinks for passengers stuck on tarmac in planes.
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                Wish on a falling star, risen from the ashes. Obama had me security codenamed ‘Pheonix’, because they feared I would be a possible assassin of Obama when I frequently visited Stateside, 2009, 2010, 2011, pulled off plane 2012 in Sydney headed for Chicago with a ticket to a Britney Spears concert there.
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                  18th May, forwarded 6 months for cusp of winter in November 18th [in Northern Hemisphere], then 1 month adjustment of Julian calendar by Gregorian calendar…18-22nd December in Northern Hemisphere…if I was born at the precise seasonal time in Southern Hemisphere as if born in same season as Northern Hemisphere.
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                    @BritneySpears 22nd December, Diocletians birthday…happy birthday to me…until adopted as Jesus unknown birthday, not recognized in the Bible as 25th of December because unknown, but celebrated in lieu of dead Diocletian, as Jesus birthday, the Church still adopting Diocletians Dioscean ['diocese'] system of administrative regions to this day.
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                      @BritneySpears if I can "lawyer" for you, if I can prove you are the re-incarnation of Diocletians wife, you may be entitled to the Palace at Spalato, at Split in Croatia…if not, I can maybe prove you are the re-incarnation of the GF of Jesus, Mary Magdalene and that you should inherit the Vatican City as his real bride, because the “Church is the Bride of Jesus”, so you take precedence for property over the Clericy as the last true de facto of Jesus.
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                        Couldnt write, a dyslexic, so left no written record, left it to a coterie of aspirational favoured followers to write his testament, only 4 out of 12 did, the rest thought him so insignificant and ignominious, being executed for affront to the Sanhedrin with drunken abuse in the orange grove of Gethsemane, they left no testament to his infamy.