All wire posts
- Womens only Steak House, called ‘YOU'RE MISS STEAK'
- ADOLF HITLER, madman Vegan that hated cruelty to animals, but mass butchered people because they were inconvenient or annoying.
- (I'll just settle for her pussy)
- @ddlovato I'm so hungry I could eat a lion
- I wanna try, Incan hamster, Singaporean dog, Japanese whale meat, and I think I may try fried scorpion in Thailand, and US buffalo
- I've eaten alligator, shark, eel, sea urchin, octopus, venison, quail, duck, donkey, horse, possum, kangaroo, goat and rabbit
- I've eaten everything except fried Asian insects, dog meat and yak testicles
- Tay is horrified by shrimp, Trump is horrified by Lobster…he thinks it's an alien life form
- …which could only be better if she married Tay's dad, then her cuisine dream is fullfilled
- Ariana's 1st marriage was with self proclaimed Taco genius, he could cook anything as long as it was Tacos, Britney perfect marriage fantasy
- Taylor Swift's dad is an international natcho chef, he can cook anything as long as it's natchos
- @TaylorSwift13 I would one day like to sicko-analyse your brother, sippo-analyse you monster and natcho-analyse your dad
- (sly aside , “obviously deficient in Grolsch hormones”)
- @ddlovato how do I poetically compare you to a genetically mixed bottle of Peroni and Corona, with a touch of Carlsberg elephant on the mind
- @TaylorSwift13 Tay my sucko-analysis of you says you are dating a football star because you are a frustrated sports journo