All wire posts
- @TeamAriana pool sex is a favourite of Spears, she ran Asghari ragged in her pool
- @TeamAriana pool sex cannot be discounted for intensity and depth of orgasm
- @BritneySpears you CANNOT own my tobacco masturbation as I started doing it 3 years before you were born
- @TaylorSwift13 Britney had some very creative responses to my tobacco masturbation, that she wanted to Doctoress Mengele on me
- @BritneySpears much better fun for a woman than branding cock with cigarette lighter, your fantasy at Cavalia hunting expedition
- @BritneySpears imagine Kellies surprise when she found I was an electrosexual, with my electric stimulation cock ring
- @ShaniaTwain Trump makes no sense, welcome to his club, I AM THE KING OF SENSIBLE
- Saturday night at the Movies…now Harry Potter and the chamber pot of secrets, while I toilet my disability wife.
- The sequel…closed down by ICE in a armed raid, with payback of assassination of Orange Adolf by Mexican Mafia in a cross fire assassination.
- the ending of Nonnas was too precious, I would have had him close down, taken over by Lebanese immigrants repainted, full of Arabic emigres
- the romance of the modern Life writer, living on generic brand supermarket black tea, Chinese cigarettes and microwave popcorn
- DOGE is saving money on upkeep on statue of liberty, so removing her robes and making it the Statue of Nudity.
- @TaylorSwift13 Spears is thinking of getting a restraining order to get me to visit her back for her hunting visits for me
- I went from Ariana vids to Nonna's on Netflix and felt like she invited me home for a bowl of lasagna every scene after the show
- @TaylorSwift13 I won't talk to you if you agree to be my Tay Mart shopping buddy, when Ariana is busy