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      If I was a New Yorker, I would cut slices of potatoes then cookie cut them into Taylor Silhouette then fry and sell them as ‘FryTay Delight’, for $2 each, easily sell 1000 to the 500,000 tourists who are flooding New York for Tay nuptials.
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        @BritneySpears Tay was deeply depressed you never saw her again, after she serenaded you, tells me she had very complex and involved fantasy about you, and that you ignored her romantic gambit for you, which I think you intuited with the girl crush angle on your Instagram, and she took that as rubbing salt into her wounds, why at the time Tay was complaining about "disloyalty", which I now confidently attribute to your Instagram revelation about Tay's romantic serenade.
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          @TaylorSwift13 Britney is crying inconsolable you didn't invite her, considering there is a guest list of 1000
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            @TaylorSwift13 the big news is that Lunartits isn't invited, especially because she revealed you serenading her romantically, ingressing from the stage door, in 2002. You'll never forgive her for that disclosure.
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              @TaylorSwift13 he said you can invite collaborators, production and tour team BUT NO EXs, so not even poor besotted Connor Kennedy is invited, nor is Harry Styles, that has upset him enormously.
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                @TaylorSwift13 @BritneySpears I was the early eliminated contestant in the Marry-Me-Miss-Americana contest
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                  @TaylorSwift13 “going to the stadium and we're gonna get married, going to the stadium and we're gonna get married, gee I really love you and we're gonna get married, going to the stadium of love”
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                    When I shop with Tay instead of taking 45 minutes to get everything, I do it in about 10 minutes with a completely quiet mind, and straight to everything, it's eerie…always find the incredible discounts, without searching like a blood hound looking at everything….she has this amazing visual acuity, where normally I have to do a double or triple take to see things
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                      She definitely hates me, I think she may be crawling to her mom, who makes a combinant petulant by glueing Tay to me.
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                        For some crazy reason Taylor is with me when I'm at Woolworths, I think she may have shares in Woolworths, she had a bagel with lox this morning in her marriage planning meeting .
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                          @TaylorSwift13 it's nice and quiet when I've got you at Woolworths, you always get angry 🤬 at the cashier
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                            Spears liked then disliked my new pet name for her “Lunatits” [On Sunday, Saturday in US] , she is currently not connected because offended, then she has a brain snap and starts to induct me, I mantra “Kill the malignant growth” and suddenly Tay cuts Britney off. I taught them how to use each other to cut the other off from me. Now Britney cuts off my “movies” with Tay and Tay cuts off Britneys bored inductions for thrill kill.