@BritneySpears if you had married me when you were 8 in a desperate attempt to save your snail family, I would be a band 5 by now or even the Director General of Border Force, no social network, and you a happy wife holidaying at the NSW snow fields when not camping at Valla Park at Nambucca Heads. Problem is you could marry me at 8 but we have to pledge not to have penetrative sex until you were 17 according to NSW laws…so I probably would have ended up in prison.