My wrong headed correlation with Tay, Britney and Ariana, always in opposite season and thinking my libido is inappropriate in their winter and my misanthropy in Southern Winter is misplaced…they want a guru to quickly explain their problems, but still can't figure I am in an opposite season to them at any given point in the year…is why Aussies never marry Americans, because the seasonal conflict makes marriage or even relationship impossible for more than a few hours, of cross purposes.