I am a professional internet writer, I decided in 2009, the theme of Taylor Swift and Britney would be an endless grist for the rumour mill. I'm an expert in Britney and Tay gossip, because Britney was one of my Customs Department interdictions and she was obsessed by it, as evidenced by her ‘Crossroads’ movie, where her little Snails box is buried under the backyard oak, waiting for them to reappear. Taylor developed an equal obsession for me on Yahoo 360 in 2004, where she imagined I was gonna be a guru like Deepak Chopra, but a Western version, because Taylor didnt like oriental gurus. Unfortunately for Tay, Borchetta made it clear he didn't want her liking me and when $50million contract per year was slid across the table, she began a correlation feud with me that was 18 hour per day viciousness, until 2012 when I fought back with "USER" and "SNAKE" and she began very quickly to stop the psychic harassment.