All wire posts
Ariana's 1st marriage was with self proclaimed Taco genius, he could cook anything as long as it was Tacos, Britney perfect marriage fantasy- Taylor Swift's dad is an international natcho chef, he can cook anything as long as it's natchos
- @TaylorSwift13 I would one day like to sicko-analyse your brother, sippo-analyse you monster and natcho-analyse your dad
- (sly aside , “obviously deficient in Grolsch hormones”)
- @ddlovato how do I poetically compare you to a genetically mixed bottle of Peroni and Corona, with a touch of Carlsberg elephant on the mind
- @TaylorSwift13 Tay my sucko-analysis of you says you are dating a football star because you are a frustrated sports journo
- Tay lives in her Neil Simon odd couple NY apartment where Tay is the sports writer and I am the intellectual Felix that cleans up after her
- Lovato lives in houses that look like the Brady Bunch home, Spears looks likes she lives in a Drug Cartel Mansion
- Lovato thinks I breathe 100% too much
- Tay thinks I'm dirty unless talking speculative investments in the US stock market
- PERSONALS: desperately searching for matching perfect snatch
- Trumps Nationalism instead of global engagement is like a middle manager trying to fake being CEO, he can only see a small, not big picture
- Trumps 2 terms of controlled interest rates and trade barriers was a redux of stagflation of the 1970s, every economist quickly recognised
- Trump a myopic dyslexic got scared he could not manage globalisation that was bringing rapid prosperity, so was nostalgic for regulation.
- Tariff laden 1970's was WORLD stagnation “Stagflation” that didnt end until unlocking monetary policy+trade liberalisation BANISHING TARIFFS