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      @TaylorSwift13 you have most parked in a high yield pension fund and you have taken a bath to tune of 30% thanks to ur dads risk aversion
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        @TaylorSwift13 my guesstimate is you have 400-500mill in equities, rest in realestate and gold
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          @TaylorSwift13 with notional $1billion in equities you stood to make $300 mill in 6 months on sell high buy low, ship load of full stadiums
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            @TaylorSwift13 your dad has a Goldfish memory, I remembered exactly Trump Mk1 and his Tariff wipe out of the market from get go, redux
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              @TaylorSwift13 30% profit, in less than 6 months, annualized 60% return on all your equity investment, your dad thought I was a dunce
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                @TaylorSwift13 if you had listened to me and liquidated assets and equities before Trump, you could have rebought into market for 30% profit
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                  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, orgasm drifting out into the warm summer pool water…is why all rich playboys have a heated pool
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                    @BritneySpears you CANNOT own my tobacco masturbation as I started doing it 3 years before you were born
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                      @TaylorSwift13 Britney had some very creative responses to my tobacco masturbation, that she wanted to Doctoress Mengele on me
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                        @BritneySpears much better fun for a woman than branding cock with cigarette lighter, your fantasy at Cavalia hunting expedition
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                          @BritneySpears imagine Kellies surprise when she found I was an electrosexual, with my electric stimulation cock ring
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                            Saturday night at the Movies…now Harry Potter and the chamber pot of secrets, while I toilet my disability wife.
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                              The sequel…closed down by ICE in a armed raid, with payback of assassination of Orange Adolf by Mexican Mafia in a cross fire assassination.
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                                the ending of Nonnas was too precious, I would have had him close down, taken over by Lebanese immigrants repainted, full of Arabic emigres
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                                  the romance of the modern Life writer, living on generic brand supermarket black tea, Chinese cigarettes and microwave popcorn
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                                    DOGE is saving money on upkeep on statue of liberty, so removing her robes and making it the Statue of Nudity.