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The quick acting strong man stumbles, where the intelligent man thinks first…then strides with sureness.

@BritneySpears YES I can be your chaperone manager while touring Australia, I'll be your second set of brains.

@BritneySpears I know youre NEVER with me, I can joke to medicate the sense of rejection, can't I???

@BritneySpears … to have and to hold from this day, 'floward'

@BritneySpears YES! I'm the Devil, but you are Satan, and Satan's biblical role is to be the keeper of the Devil, the Devil Valour is a kept man of Ms Britney Jean Satan

THE PLOTS TO KILL TRUMP ARE NOW DAILY, THE CONGRESS NEEDS TO ACKNOWLDGE THE ELECTORATE ARE IN A MORAL PANIC WITH A PEDOPHILE AS PRESIDENT, its time to Impeach Trump and replace him with a clean skin President.

@TeamAriana you kissed my Baum and I liked it

If I get to be President of America on the Diocletian exception to Roman Citizenship for Emperorship, my desk notation will be "The Buxus stops here"

@BritneySpears I'm not president yet because I am insistent on being the 69th US president if you are gonna be first lady

ARIANA: who are you ? VALOUR: I am a sum of my social expectations ARIANA: I would expect that of you VALOUR: tell me all your expectations and I'll see if I'm not too tired for all of them

@TeamAriana do the math, 2 dogs = 1 Cat

It's true, Sydney has more brothels than bank branches, for easy deposit and withdrawal.

The gold standard has only got 24 carats, the Aussie sex standard has 24 positions in a one night stand to back it's purity.

The Aussie 💵 dollar has gone one better than the gold standard, all Aussie dollars in circulation are backed with an instant redemption in sex, as Sydney has 4000 brothels, better than 4000 bank branches.

@TaylorSwift13 move on from casual dating with Musk, he has no chemistry, on the positive side, I hear Ronald McDonald has divorce from Grimace and is available.

@BritneySpears Obama wants a piece of you for his birthday 🎈 🎂

I can safely predict 100% of the 50% of men who are self proclaimed ‘Alphas’ will be asking for ‘gift sex’ on their birthday, by this time next year.

🎈 🎂 Birthday ‘Gift Sex’ ,😘🍯🍏🍎😺©®™Bravid Valour 2026

@TaylorSwift13 we made history on your 2023 birthday, you gave a gift giver who wrote you a viral famous murder mystery by tweets, some ‘gift sex’ in the form of 20 seconds of Angel Sex…the first gift sex FROM the birthday subject.