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      @TaylorSwift13 if Kellie dies, I live in my car until I can find an affordable housing option far from Britney's friend, Travers.
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        The quick acting strong man stumbles, where the intelligent man thinks first…then strides with sureness.
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          @BritneySpears YES I can be your chaperone manager while touring Australia, I'll be your second set of brains.
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            @BritneySpears I know youre NEVER with me, I can joke to medicate the sense of rejection, can't I???
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              @BritneySpears YES! I'm the Devil, but you are Satan, and Satan's biblical role is to be the keeper of the Devil, the Devil Valour is a kept man of Ms Britney Jean Satan
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                THE PLOTS TO KILL TRUMP ARE NOW DAILY, THE CONGRESS NEEDS TO ACKNOWLDGE THE ELECTORATE ARE IN A MORAL PANIC WITH A PEDOPHILE AS PRESIDENT, its time to Impeach Trump and replace him with a clean skin President.
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                  If I get to be President of America on the Diocletian exception to Roman Citizenship for Emperorship, my desk notation will be "The Buxus stops here"
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                    @BritneySpears I'm not president yet because I am insistent on being the 69th US president if you are gonna be first lady
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                      ARIANA: who are you ? VALOUR: I am a sum of my social expectations ARIANA: I would expect that of you VALOUR: tell me all your expectations and I'll see if I'm not too tired for all of them
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                        The gold standard has only got 24 carats, the Aussie sex standard has 24 positions in a one night stand to back it's purity.
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                          The Aussie 💵 dollar has gone one better than the gold standard, all Aussie dollars in circulation are backed with an instant redemption in sex, as Sydney has 4000 brothels, better than 4000 bank branches.
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                            @TaylorSwift13 move on from casual dating with Musk, he has no chemistry, on the positive side, I hear Ronald McDonald has divorce from Grimace and is available.
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                              I can safely predict 100% of the 50% of men who are self proclaimed ‘Alphas’ will be asking for ‘gift sex’ on their birthday, by this time next year.