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For his next try at getting it right, Desperate Donald is gonna invade Greenland as theft has always favoured his success, where talent always escaped him.

Tay's an ERA maiden.

I'M PROPOSING IT! referendum to change Australia's name to 'Austaylor' and make Taylor Swift the Queen of Australia, like Gough Whitlam made Elizabeth Windsor, the Queen of Australia in 1974.

No matter how hard or how long I groan, I still call Austaylor home!

Austaylor is a colony of Britney

@TaylorSwift13 I'll take you on a date to see the opening of the new Devil Wears Prada Movie just to hear you say “Arrogant” 200 times in a 2 hour movie under your breath, about the character played by Meryl Streep.

@TaylorSwift13 Britney the clawsome crawler, even got a Toto dog to convince me she fit the prediction of a Dorothy protoge of the Wizard

@TaylorSwift13 all the Divas love me because most Americans are wading in the shallow end of the gene pool, and I have a convincing claim to be the wizard of Oz

@TaylorSwift13 that was a waxy Era !

@TaylorSwift13 your Folklore wardrobe comes to mind when I watch Anne Hathaway at the start of 'the Devil wears Prada'

@BritneySpears Tay wishes you "Killgratulations", at my guess how many you have eliminated

Unfortunately born into a retail shop top residence resulted in me being OVER socialised in my dad's retail business, which has created a life long struggle with over socialisation that causes dopamine surplus that results in psychosis.

Wives are instrumental in avoiding over connect that causes psychosis in vulnerable individuals, women have never been recognised for their therapeutic ability to stop over socialisation that creates psychosis in some men. My psychosis quickly ended when I married Kellie.

@TaylorSwift13 if Kellie dies, I will have to move to disconnecting Newcastle to not be redamaged by your recalcitrant connect

@TaylorSwift13 that I couldn't work from 2009, until 2014 because of your mismanaged Reiki connect is REAL damages that I had to mitigate by moving to disconnting Queensland at great cost and lost opportunity in Sydney real estate is further damages, and $1mill damages invoice is getting off cheap

@BritneySpears you are ‘dominant’, but I am 'leadership', you use money and influence, while I lead with logic

@TaylorSwift13 if you don't pay invoice I'll have to send debt collectors to repossess your limo and one touch cappuccino machine

@BritneySpears don't feel so down, you always have your e-bike and a chauffer

@TaylorSwift13 you remind me of Narrabeen and invoice due 18th May 2026