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@TaylorSwift13 Ha Ha the first diamond age begins in 1964 and begins to collapse in 1989.

Hi Tay! Sorry to diss your shared boyfriend with Pityney, but he was a bit of a masculine shmoe in so many ways.

Jesus could have been more helpful to Magdalene washing the Jerusalem Artichokes instead of his disciples feet, he had his priorities wrong.

Women only want men to die because they are selfish and insensitive, if you give women everything they want, they will hope to keep you alive for ever, and mother earth is a ♀️ 👠.

@TaylorSwift13 I'm superstitious, I think if I have an agreement with women to make them equal to men, they will let me live forever, like Biblical Methuselah… Yes yes you need to google it, to know what I'm talking about

@BritneySpears I've always just wanted a Femmeily

Problem is, Tay thinks she's so hot, that when a guy refuses her by just ignoring her seduction, then she goes batshit malicious towards the romantic mark, whether it's viral social network guy or super star 🦁 Leo.

Taylor Swift wanted to date Leo Di Caprio after his phenomenal Wolf of Wall St success, she put out feelers thru her publicist but he never replied. Tay despaired then set about shredding his reputation in ‘The Man', her award winning single against playboyism and male philandery.

@TaylorSwift13 A little nobody, goes a long way

@BritneySpears I can't believe you're bigger than Elvis, and you are connected to me every night for safety from the body snatchers.

STOOPID MAGA, cut immigration, cut economic growth…STOOPID RACISTS making everybody suffer, instead of intelligence prospering everybody.

@BritneySpears I do love you, if there were no criminals 😘 there would be no cops to angel sex with them

@TaylorSwift13 I'm watching 'better homes and gardens' and you and Spears interrupt my hardware and tradie tool time.

@Taylorswift13 merge with Britz

@TaylorSwift13 next level relationship management skills.

@TaylorSwift13 Ha ha, I blew you away with connecting Spears to you to cut you off, or attaching you to Spears to cut Spears off when you alternatively express your Sagg psychopathy. I'm the only person who can manage Sagg.

@TaylorSwift13 Gal Gadoozy

@TaylorSwift13 looking at the crystal ball on your office desk, you with Kelce for 14 years then at 50 you marry me to become an author and film maker, because I will tell you the truth before you make a fool of yourself publicly.

@TaylorSwift13 you say insult, I say familiarity breeds contempt, you say arrogant, I say perfect…let's call the whole thing off